Attention Tabloids: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Are NOT Getting Married Confirm

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Besides that (cough) evidence, Us Weekly quotes three sources who all make vague references to upcoming Brangelina nuptials, but can’t agree on any specifics.

Certainly, if they do get married, it will no doubt put millions into the coffers of several charities when they sell the exclusive photos of their nuptials to a magazine that still has the money for that kind of thing—probably either People or Hello!, both of which bought the first pictures of their daughter, Shiloh.
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