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Zombie Apocalypse Coming Prepare Yourself This Time For Zombie Invasion Claim By "CDC"

Thursday, May 19, 2011

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The rise of zombies in pop culture has given credence to the idea that a zombie apocalypse could happen. In such a scenario zombies would take over entire countries, roaming city streets eating anything living that got in their way. The proliferation of this idea has led many people to wonder “How do I prepare for a zombie apocalypse?”

Their list of essential items is clearly missing a few items like a shotgun and endless rounds of ammunition, a portable ax and/or machete, and handheld chainsaw. That should have been the first sign that they’re not taking zombies too seriously, but when the plague does hit, they can always say that they told you so too

(Personally I wold have spent more time training people on how to use LPs, cricket bats and shovels as weapons and teaching them the benefits of "borrowing" items from grocery stores in abandoned areas, but what can you do? It's a government-sponsored zombie survival guide.)

Maybe we're all just more sensitive to a possible coming zombie invasion now that an apocalypse of some sort is predicted for Saturday (May 21). The CDC is aware of our heightened sensitivity and, it seems, using it in a bid to make Americans more aware of how to prepare for the coming hurricane season (which makes, like, zero sense since it starts June 1 -- several days after Judgment Day. Duh.)



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